Okay, so I was playing Quizup this morning, which is a fun trivia game where you show dudes that you know more about comic books and video games than they do.
This one guy who was like level 12 and calls himself Tony Stark and man does he know all the comic book stuff, I tell you what.
Except I beat his ass cus he didn’t know Alan Moore started writing for DC with the Swamp Thing title and he panicked over the possibility (and cannon) of Superman and Lex Luthor having a DNA clone baby with two daddies.
Of course, he immediately wanted a rematch and I declined cus I won, the end.
As you can see, this made him very mad. I’ve been reading it lovingly and beaming. What a great day for misandry.
I love commercials with birds. Apparently there are better ways than this to make your eggs fluffy according to this I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter commercial.
The most HUGEST weevil I have ever seen!! Can you believe this creature?!
Weevils are super cute. Dat beak.
Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire
The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there.
Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with downward head swings.
When not actively shanking others, the tusks can be folded back slightly., so they don’t interfere with eating.
Water deer are the coolest. Look at the angry little combat mode drawing, he thinks he’s a dragon.
This part of this song plays in my head every time I see pigeons doing the mating dance.
Anonymous said: What's the point in being so hateful? When your like 80 and on your deathbed, you'll realize that were all here to help each other, and that there was no point in hating, but you did it anyway. Good job. Have a nice day.
when i’m 80 i’ll be pounding my fists and gnashing my teeth because i didnt hate more. every precious moment you spend not hating something in this piece of shit garbage world is a moment you sent to hell fuck satan. 666