Photo 28 Jul 207 notes confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

[EDITOR’S NOTE: I think there’s something really wrong with this cat’s ears. And eyes. And face. And is that a CARROT? I think we might have an imposter here.]
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

[EDITOR’S NOTE: I think there’s something really wrong with this cat’s ears. And eyes. And face. And is that a CARROT? I think we might have an imposter here.]

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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

Text 28 Jul 1,802 notes

birdsarebetterthansnakes:

Reasons why birds are great:

  1. They can fly
  2. They don’t cling to oppressive Bourgeois power structures
  3. Bird feet are hilarious
  4. Down with Capitalism
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Photo 28 Jul 153,455 notes trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord)

Photo 26 Jul 265 notes funnywildlife:

Reeves’s Pheasant by sparky Ian Clarke on Flickr.
Photo 24 Jul 1,667 notes becausebirds:

America never looked so good.

"I feel pretty."

becausebirds:

America never looked so good.

"I feel pretty."

Photo 24 Jul 300 notes funnywildlife:

nom nom nom

funnywildlife:

nom nom nom

Text 23 Jul 68,473 notes

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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Text 22 Jul 11,581 notes

ratpoet:

 when you say “nonbinary identities don’t exist BECAUSE SCIENCE”

all you’re telling me is that you don’t know what science is

science is a systematic attempt to describe the world. science does not define the world

if you were to go up to a scientist and say “there are things that exist in the word that science does has not yet adequately described, or described at all” 

the scientist would be like “yeah i know, that’s why i still have a job”

As a biologist, I try to tell idiots this alllll the time.

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Video 21 Jul 24 notes

aliuribe:

Okay, so I was playing Quizup this morning, which is a fun trivia game where you show dudes that you know more about comic books and video games than they do. 

This one guy who was like level 12 and calls himself Tony Stark and man does he know all the comic book stuff, I tell you what.

Except I beat his ass cus he didn’t know Alan Moore started writing for DC with the Swamp Thing title and he panicked over the possibility (and cannon) of Superman and Lex Luthor having a DNA clone baby with two daddies.

Of course, he immediately wanted a rematch and I declined cus I won, the end.

As you can see, this made him very mad. I’ve been reading it lovingly and beaming. What a great day for misandry.

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Quote 20 Jul 38,024 notes
And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
Video 19 Jul 434,743 notes
Video 19 Jul 144,465 notes

Wow, Adventure Time.

(Source: sandandglass)

Video 19 Jul 3,334 notes

becausebirds:

I love commercials with birds. Apparently there are better ways than this to make your eggs fluffy according to this I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter commercial

Video 18 Jul 263,544 notes
Photo 18 Jul 351 notes

(Source: steph-was-here)


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