Video 21 Jul 24 notes

aliuribe:

Okay, so I was playing Quizup this morning, which is a fun trivia game where you show dudes that you know more about comic books and video games than they do. 

This one guy who was like level 12 and calls himself Tony Stark and man does he know all the comic book stuff, I tell you what.

Except I beat his ass cus he didn’t know Alan Moore started writing for DC with the Swamp Thing title and he panicked over the possibility (and cannon) of Superman and Lex Luthor having a DNA clone baby with two daddies.

Of course, he immediately wanted a rematch and I declined cus I won, the end.

As you can see, this made him very mad. I’ve been reading it lovingly and beaming. What a great day for misandry.

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Quote 20 Jul 17,798 notes
And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
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Video 19 Jul 99,274 notes

Wow, Adventure Time.

(Source: sandandglass)

Video 19 Jul 2,688 notes

becausebirds:

I love commercials with birds. Apparently there are better ways than this to make your eggs fluffy according to this I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter commercial

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Photo 18 Jul 129 notes buggirl:

The most HUGEST weevil I have ever seen!!  Can you believe this creature?!
Tiputini, Ecuador

Weevils are super cute. Dat beak.

buggirl:

The most HUGEST weevil I have ever seen!!  Can you believe this creature?!

Tiputini, Ecuador

Weevils are super cute. Dat beak.

Video 18 Jul 19,335 notes

invertebrates:

Six-Eyed Sand Spider Burying Herself (x)

NO that flop’n wiggle

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levvd:

motivation night vale style

(Source: lostbian)

via trash.
Video 10 Jul 48,971 notes

pinkgabbercat:

Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

Video 9 Jul 28,360 notes

arsanatomica:

The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there. 

Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with downward head swings. 

When not actively shanking others, the tusks can be folded back slightly., so they don’t interfere with eating. 

Water deer are the coolest. Look at the angry little combat mode drawing, he thinks he’s a dragon.

Video 8 Jul 174 notes

becausebirds:

This part of this song plays in my head every time I see pigeons doing the mating dance.

Text 2 Jul 256 notes

Anonymous said: What's the point in being so hateful? When your like 80 and on your deathbed, you'll realize that were all here to help each other, and that there was no point in hating, but you did it anyway. Good job. Have a nice day.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when i’m 80 i’ll be pounding my fists and gnashing my teeth because i didnt hate more. every precious moment you spend not hating something in this piece of shit garbage world is a moment you sent to hell fuck satan. 666 


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